Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost: How u died?
2nd ghost: I died of cold.
1st ghost: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my
whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died
with not much sufferings.
1st ghost: You're so pityful....
2nd ghost: How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost: I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost: I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost: Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!
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昨夜,我等赞扬两位前马华領袖的英文文稿放在我的部落还不到十分钟,就有人向我等呛声。这代表了什么?我等认为有必要公开讨论,以惯策尊敬的首相所要求的透明方式作业。
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我等见识浅薄之人、深感疑惑,觉得有些不对之处。
1.是不是有人二十四小时在互联网络关注有关马华的评论?
2.为什么我等赞扬现領袖可以,赞扬前領袖即刻引起呛声?
3.为什么某些马华領袖不能有海纳百川的胸襟?
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等认为马华不是某些領袖的私人产业。由独立前到现在,有谁胆敢否定马华跟国家政治及经济的关系?又有谁胆敢切断马华跟马来西亚各民族的联系?
由此可见,马华如果有做错,马来西亚各民族都可给予谴责;马华如果做对,各民族都会不吝给予赞扬!!!
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Hi, no more new articles?
这两天比较忙,家里装修,刚转了一个新帖上来;)
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